Wednesday, January 25, 2006

you had a bad day




You Are Rain



You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.

Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.



You are best known for: your touch



Your dominant state: changing






What Your Face Says



At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.



Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.



With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.



In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.



In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic.





You Are a Jelly Donut



So you're a little rounder than most folks - but it's only in the right places!

You maintain a clean exterior, even if you're all messy on the inside.

You think you're the best, and that's mostly true...

But remember, you're just an empty shell without your jelly!





Your Life Path Number is 6



Your purpose in life is to help others



You are very compassionate, and you offer comfort to those around you.

It pains you to see other people hurting, and you do all in your power to help them.

You take on responsibility, and don't mind personal sacrifice. You are the ultimate giver.



In love, you offer warmth and protection to your partner.



You often give too much of yourself, and you rarely put your own needs first.

Emotions tend to rule your decisions too much, especially when it comes to love.

And while taking care of people is great, make sure to give them room to grow on their own.





You Are Likely a First Born



At your darkest moments, you feel guilty.

At work and school, you do best when you're researching.

When you love someone, you tend to agree with them often.



In friendship, you are considerate and compromising.

Your ideal careers are: business, research, counseling, promotion, and speaking.

You will leave your mark on the world with discoveries, new information, and teaching people to dream.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

silence




Your Inner Blood Type is Type O



You are outgoing, gregarious, and well loved.

And it's a good thing you're super charming...

Because you also tend to be a bit flaky!

Your confidence gets your far, and you always speak your mind.



You are most compatible with: O and AB



Famous Type O's: John Lennon and Elvis









Bop It
You scored 44% strategy, 61% right-minded, and 55% friendliness!
Okay, so this isn't a board game. But with your bright personality and competitiveness, this is a very fun toy to pull out at your party. You are very creative, and the rhythm of the game comes naturally to you.







My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
















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You scored higher than 22% on strategy





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You scored higher than 95% on right-minded





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You scored higher than 75% on friendliness
Link: The Board Game Test written by jfriendlys on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test








" The Punching bag"
You are 82 fuckable!
Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier!







My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:










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You scored higher than 87% on humpers
Link: The how fuckable are you? Test written by ShizzleBitch on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Thursday, January 19, 2006

wouldn't it be nice




Your Scholastic Strength Is Innovating



You are the master of new ideas, techniques, and ways of looking at things.

You are talented at structuring thoughts, decision making, clarifying, and making deadlines.



You should major in:



Marketing

Psychology

Desgin

Cognitive Science

Economics

Photography

Monday, January 16, 2006

crooked teeth








The Cyber Flicker
You scored 27 vibrations!
You're the sweetly divine cyberskin vibrating flicker tickler! You add a delicious twist on the inferior pocket rocket or bullet. Your super soft touch and flicking tip ensure that you are a sinfully satisfying toy. You are proficient at successfully getting the job done as far as pleasuring your partner and you often leave them wondering when the next time is that they can have a taste.







My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:










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You scored higher than 31% on vibrations
Link: The what sex-toy are you Test written by foxfire11 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test










Hippie
You are 0% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

If you like good humor, be sure to take my girlfriend's Mullet Test, because it is much more awesome than this test.








My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:



















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You scored higher than 0% on Rationality





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You scored higher than 85% on Extroversion





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You scored higher than 8% on Brutality





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You scored higher than 6% on Arrogance
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test










51 to 60 Points
You scored 55!
Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.







My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:










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You scored higher than 68% on PhilPoints
Link: The Dr. Phil Test written by archangelm127 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test









Liberal
You scored 74% Talk the Talk and 50% Walk the Walk!
You have a lot of things to say about embracing difference, but when it comes to living your own life, you keep pretty firmly on the straight and narrow. This isn't necessarily a bad thing - you're perfectly willing to let other people do as they wish, but you know what works for you, and that's a pretty tradional lifestyle. And hey, being open-minded includes being open to more traditional styles of life as well, right?

Still, you may want to ask yourself... are you really all that open-minded, or do you quietly judge those around you? If the latter is true, be careful... people pick up on that a lot more than you might think!







My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:













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You scored higher than 85% on Talk the Talk





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You scored higher than 62% on Walk the Walk
Link: The Are you REALLY open-minded? Test written by mypomolife on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

may angels lead you in

totally coincident.

OKCUPID
According to our research, you'll be dead by

October 2071
at age 85


The Results ARE IN! You are:

33%
Slut

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

What Orgasm Are You?

Excellent Orgasm
Damn that feels good! Your orgasms make yur legs shaky and make you want more!!


Monday, January 02, 2006

backpacks. polkadot vs. campy?